WTF

....and crafted from highest-quality white mohair. He is fully jointed. His nose, mouth and claws are lovingly stitched by hand. Using a special dyeing process, his eyes have been matched to the actual colour of the Pope´s eyes.

Clarkson fills Graham Norton's head with semen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5qtoecVIo0&feature=related

A speech by famed chess player Garry Kasparov was interrupted on Saturday by a remote controlled flying penis.

The large Hadron Collider may be a lot more sinister than has already been perceived. The LHC may be capable of making a hole in the Van Allen Belt. The Van Allen Belt protects the Earth from Cosmic rays. It also stops any living creature from leaving or entering the Earth. The LHC is a doorway for the return of Satan himself.