It's hard to overstate the bravery of Benazir Bhutto, but one way to commemorate it is to make a very average rap song about her, as her daughter has done, then overlay a heavy and constant buzzing, and karaoke-esque scrolling...
Hi everyone. Sorry it's been a little slow around here today. I'm holding things up obsessing over these two girls, Petra Cortright and Neysa Malone, who're opposite sides of the same weirdo maniac dishwater blonde coin. They don't know each...
Hi, it’s me again. I’m still writing obituaries. I wanted to send you an update: everyone is dying. Seriously. I’ve never worked so much overtime. Eartha Kitt, Mia Farrow’s daughter Lark Previn, Edd Cartier, Robert Graham, Vincent Ford, and Bernie...
Here's a heartwarming story for you. Two children eloped to get married. They were cunning in leaving their home town near Hanover and heading for Africa, via the nearest airport, because it is illegal for children to marry in Germany....
The second night at Webster Hall with CSS started off on a sour note. (You can read about the first night here.) Alexis and I got into a shouting match over who would get to wear a wedding dress on...
One morning I awaken to tagged pics from the past. Like a cursed blow dart, my name hovers over what resembles a white garbage bag filled with pus in a tight Victorian blouse. Victorian blouses are not supposed to be...
A recreation of a dance-off at Trance Nation circa 2400 BC Stonehenge, the place where neo-druids, pagans and other deluded idiots go on pilgrimages, has been revealed as a neolithic rave venue. According to Huddersfield University's Dr Till (a part-time...
Thank god Mills and Boon have teamed up with The Rugby Football Union. That gap in the sports-related literary porn market has been hanging wide open for far too long. According to Clare Somerville, the sales and marketing director at...
I saw this whiteboard at a houseparty in a house belonging to people I never met before on New Year's Eve. It must concern the traditional English word association game of Mallet's Mallet. Click on it to enlarge and read....
So, your wife is a bit possessive. It's no biggie, it's almost nice at times, to know she wants you for herself. I mean, it's better than her not giving a shit right? When you are making fucky eyes at...
Remember when Tracie Egan wrote about how she paid a boy whore to swiftly whisk her sense of safety and proprietorship of her own vagina to a terrible, exciting land called Rapeyville? There's a new book of essays out that...
Here's the first part of SSION's NYC odyssey, where they arrived to the city like a moth to the flame. Though they're all about destroying innocence and partying with underage teens, we do have to mention that there are some...
Hey, here are those poems we told you so much about to accompany today's story from Eileen Myles. Click below on the baby triangles to listen. Since most of us like our poetry to include text, we've included that too.
While perusing Semen Sperms's blog we found out some guy remade that Al Pacino cop/leather daddy movie Cruising using Ken dolls. It's got everything, from a tiny attaché containing a tiny bulletproof vest right on down to the ass-fisting courtesy...
Yeah yeah, new years' resolutions blah blah, but like my friends' hot mom pointed out, it's a good time to take advantage of everybody else's collective determination. So I quit smoking 5 days ago. Oh man. I have the sweats,...